Tomorrow is the last day on which you can apply to be the new UK National Team manager. If you're alert enough to read this, I reckon you're probably good enough to give it a go. If not we run the risk of being managed by some American guy called Mitch or something, and he'll end up taking all the credit for winning the World Cup with our players.

He probably smokes cigars and everything.

I mean, not that this game is so old that the emojis are from a time when smoking cigars was still something people did or anything. Did they steal them from MSN Messenger or what?

jaythegrim wrote: I have applied but I promise nothing!

You aren't; American, which is the most essential qualification.