Another year older, another season to come and another day where all bars and restaurants are stacked with flags and birthday songs!
Don't forget to be a bit more lazy at training if you have turned 28... you are way past your prime and training is just in the way of all your other chores in life!
"Quarterbacks should wear a dress." - Jack Lambert
If you are ever feeling down, just know that neither of Dorfenschmirtz's parents showed up to his birth.
