As painful as this one is here we go:
Louisville Bandits 28-14 Reservoir Docs
Sal's Team brought the big play mojo and broke the docs deep 3 times. This was an insurmountable lead as the Docs threw an int deep in Bandits Territory and then couldn't score as time ran out. The Bandits Air Brigade look fierce in this one running up 300 yards.
The Columbus Cows 7-13 RiverCity Bandits
Bandits are the bestest bots. COWS ARE GOING DOWN NEXT WEEK WOO!
Team Digits 76-28 ASC Magic
Digits destroys digital dumbkopfs!
The Human Paraquats 0-56 Hoffee Beans
Beans belittle battered bots!
Wadsworth Grizzlies 28-0 PackerBackers
This was surprising close for quite some time. The Packer backers held the Grizz for an entire half without scoring, but it was Ursinus Majorus FTW. 4 consecutive drives broke the seal and the Grizz never looked back. Who will be the first to beat this unstoppable juggernaught?

no report this week guys I'm on vacation

Guess who's back,and really only one game to report on this week but what a game it was! Even though this week only featured one human matchup it realistically makes it a 3 team race for the cup after the Stalemate in Sal's House. Louisville Bandits 9-7 Hoffee Beans Defense was the name of the game in this one, with the teams combining for under 250 total yards of offense you knew this was going to come down to who had the ball last, and it did. With a few minutes left on the clock, Sal's Bandits faced a 4th and 3 on the 65. Despite the fact that they had been stuffed for most of the day, Louisville gave the ball to Bennett and prayed for a miracle. Earl delivered in spades. His 17 yard run and subsequent 7 yarder on 3 and 11 set up a 19 yard FG attempt that put the Bandits in the lead with only seconds on the clock. With this win in the books the only hope for the Docs, Backers, and Beans to get back in this is a round robin loss fest among the three heavy hitters. Hope that heart medication holds up Sal!
Reservoir Docs 91-0 RiverCity Bandits
Stomp
The Columbus Cows 0-56 PackerBackers
Stomp
The Human Paraquats 0-91 Team Digits
Stomp
Wadsworth Grizzlies 59-0 ASC Magic
Stomp

And that boys and girls is how you make Bot Wine! Stomp the heck out of em and bottle it up
With an eye on this weeks matchups, we look ahead!
Prognostication to come on Friday morning after the injury reports!
Cup outlook for the TD:
PackerBackers: out after round 2 losing to Jinto's Eagles.
Grizzlies: Botstompin into round 4
Bandits: Botstompin into round 4
Digits: Botstompin into round 4
Beans: Botstompin into round 4
Docs: Face a D V opponent in Dallas, Cowboys. We will destroy them due to their name. No backups, No mercy.

Merc Merc Merc Merc

I'm disappointed in you buddy. What happened to smurfs?

But I believed in you. What do I do now?

Oh I know. Here's a to help you get back to that place so that the smurfs can live!