RiverCity Bandits 7-0 The Human Paraquats
Bandits....a higher quality Smurf for the discerning smurf squasher
Team Digits 13-28 Wadsworth Grizzlies r
This game was astounding, Digits Drew first blood but this only served to make Landon Wideman angry, and you won't like him when he's angry. Wideman posted scores of 59, 71, and 56 yards before catching the 3 yard dagger that ended the Digits domination of the TD. Next week the Digits face off against the Stellar Defense of Sals Bandits. This could be the second team to drop to two losses and have their league fate taken out of their hands.
Hoffee Beans 52-0 The Columbus Cows
Smurf cows say Bloo!
PackerBackers 0-36 Reservoir Docs
Returning to the form of last season the Docs Defense held solid while the German Goalkicker played with the Packerbackers Heart. The 5 fg performance matches a personal best for our man Helmut who hopes to not have to do so much work next week versus the Beans.

ASC Magic 0-66 Louisville Bandits
Louisville Bandits, Blocking more smurfs from scoring than Smurfette(tm)

Onto the predictions!

Louisville Bandits vs. Team Digits
The unstoppable force meets the immovable object. The Bandits are coming off of a big smurf stomp and look to capitalize on momentum to squeak past the Digits. Sal smiles all the way to the 4th quarter Bandits 21-Digits 6

Reservoir Docs vs. Hoffee Beans Three times I have played humans in this league. Two of them I spoke up before the match and said I would beat my opponents. I lost both times. Casting fortune to the wind, I am going with another collosal mistake, and picking the Docs, by 3. 24-21
The Columbus Cows vs. ASC Magic
Smurfs are highly magic resistant, but will do anything for a good cheese, Moo Cows ftw.
Wadsworth Grizzlies vs. The Human Paraquats
Grizzlies eat smurfs. Really ...I saw it on an animal planet/ cartoon network crossover, it was terrifying.
PackerBackers vs. RiverCity Bandits PB answers the question Quien es mas Macho, by squashing a smurf. go team!

I miss this thread

yeah yeah I'll get back to work.

Back by two guys demand! I give you the TD Report!
Louisville Bandits 90-0 PackerBackers Freinds don't let their Friends go smurf.
The Columbus Cows 0-59 Reservoir Docs Smurftastically Squished.
Team Digits 108-7 RiverCity Bandits DAMN! no further comments necessary
The Human Paraquats 14-21 ASC Magic Smurf on Smurf violence, Tragic Really.
Wadsworth Grizzlies 38-7 Hoffee BeansWhat More can you say about Wadsworth, they are a freaking Hurricane. A force of nature in this series that can only be stopped by one lone steelers fan. They now own the best offense AND the best defense in the series. Hoffee was able to post triple digits in both running and passing but was unable to score more than a single TD.

Very Nice