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BREAKING NEWS: Normand Pipes STILL On HGH
Forum index >> North America >> BREAKING NEWS: Normand Pipes STILL On HGH
 
DwyerSP
Posts: 0
Posted on 2009-10-03 22:41:53
I've gotten word from a very reliable source that BUFFALO BLACK STARS' all-pro wideout, Normand Pipes has tested positive for a banned performance enhancing substance, in violation of grid-iron.org's substance abuse policy.

Reports go on to state that he's not keeping his steroid abuse use quiet either. Pipes, following a BUFFALO BLACK STARS 14-3 win over the Maryland Terrapins, was allegedly screaming in the BUFFALO BLACK STARS locker room in post-game celebration, "Yo, I am sooooo on steroids right now! I'm feeling those affects, if you know what I mean! I am a user! I'm rich, bitch!"

It was a graphic scene. Things took a turn for the worse, as Normand went on to give the entire BUFFALO BLACK STARS special teams a collective "swirly" in one of the BLACK HOLE's brand-new VIP suite bathrooms. Not only is Normand expected to receive a heavy fine from BUFFALO BLACK STARS team officials for the incident; Normand is expected to reimburse any of the special team's unit personal for any post-event therapy required, as a direct result of the incident.

These events reflect especially poorly on Pipes, as his 83 year-old grandmother was reportedly on hand for the game --- forced to witness the proceedings from her luxury VIP suite (the same suite as the reported "swirling" ). Sources state that her response was one of disappointment ... and gassy.

More news on this late breaking story to follow as reports become available.


- Jim Rome Last edited on 2009-10-23 at 4:41
  
iMan24
Posts: 2
Posted on 2009-10-03 22:45:24
tbh, Normand Pipes has nothing on Nolan Urias
  
DwyerSP
Posts: 0
Posted on 2009-10-03 22:48:34
iMan24 wrote:

tbh, Normand Pipes has nothing on Nolan Urias



He has a bad attitude. That's one thing he has on Nolan Urias. Also, he has a bad habit --- a bad habit for drugs.
  
buddie625
Posts: 1940
Posted on 2009-10-03 23:44:01
That was funny man
  
SteelerSal
Posts: 1596
Posted on 2009-10-04 16:40:55
You know it's pretty bad when steroid use finds it's way into GI.

  
buckeye1022
Posts: 8799
Posted on 2009-10-04 16:47:08
SteelerSal wrote:

You know it's pretty bad when steroid use finds it's way into GI.



I thought the good people of GI were smart enough to mask it myself.......

I mean isn't that what the rest of us do?
  
Zster008
Posts: 778
Posted on 2009-10-04 17:36:26
DwyerSP wrote:

I've gotten word from a very reliable source that BUFFALO BLACK STARS' all-pro wideout, Normand Pipes has tested positive for a banned performance enhancing substance, in violation of grid-iron.org's substance abuse policy.

Reports go on to state that he's not keeping his steroid abuse use quiet either. Pipes, following a BUFFALO BLACK STARS 14-3 win over the Maryland Terrapins, was allegedly screaming in the BUFFALO BLACK STARS locker room in post-game celebration, "Yo, I am sooooo on steroids right now! I'm feeling those affects, if you know what I mean! I am a user! I'm rich, bitch!"

It was a graphic scene. Things took a turn for the worse, as Normand went on to give the entire BUFFALO BLACK STARS special teams a collective "swirly" in one of the BLACK HOLE's brand-new VIP suite bathrooms. Not only is Normand expected to receive a heavy fine from BUFFALO BLACK STARS team officials for the incident; Normand is expected to reimburse any of the special team's unit personal for any post-event therapy required, as a direct result of the incident.

These events reflect especially poorly on Pipes, as his 83 year-old grandmother was reportedly on hand for the game --- forced to witness the proceedings from her luxury VIP suite (the same suite as the reported "swirling" ). Sources state that her response was one of disappointment ... and gassy.

More news on this late breaking story to follow as reports become available.


- Jim Rome



Hopes the truth about my team is next to be uncovered.
  
buckeye1022
Posts: 8799
Posted on 2009-10-04 18:22:23
Zster008 wrote:

DwyerSP wrote:

I've gotten word from a very reliable source that BUFFALO BLACK STARS' all-pro wideout, Normand Pipes has tested positive for a banned performance enhancing substance, in violation of grid-iron.org's substance abuse policy.

Reports go on to state that he's not keeping his steroid abuse use quiet either. Pipes, following a BUFFALO BLACK STARS 14-3 win over the Maryland Terrapins, was allegedly screaming in the BUFFALO BLACK STARS locker room in post-game celebration, "Yo, I am sooooo on steroids right now! I'm feeling those affects, if you know what I mean! I am a user! I'm rich, bitch!"

It was a graphic scene. Things took a turn for the worse, as Normand went on to give the entire BUFFALO BLACK STARS special teams a collective "swirly" in one of the BLACK HOLE's brand-new VIP suite bathrooms. Not only is Normand expected to receive a heavy fine from BUFFALO BLACK STARS team officials for the incident; Normand is expected to reimburse any of the special team's unit personal for any post-event therapy required, as a direct result of the incident.

These events reflect especially poorly on Pipes, as his 83 year-old grandmother was reportedly on hand for the game --- forced to witness the proceedings from her luxury VIP suite (the same suite as the reported "swirling" ). Sources state that her response was one of disappointment ... and gassy.

More news on this late breaking story to follow as reports become available.


- Jim Rome



Hopes the truth about my team is next to be uncovered.



That they're all evil man eating robots who devour every opponent instead of simply beating them on the field? We already knew that. In like season 1.
  
Demnotready
Posts: 0
Posted on 2009-10-04 21:08:37
The buffalo black stars will stand behind their star receiver, Normand Pipes was suffering from a virus, brought on by the outrageous amount of sex he receives with his superstar status. Doctors prescribed a steroid to help boost his immunity system. Normand is clearly a victim of the press looking to create a story. Shame on you Jim Rome.
  
buddie625
Posts: 1940
Posted on 2009-10-04 23:31:52
Demnotready wrote:

The buffalo black stars will stand behind their star receiver, Normand Pipes was suffering from a virus, brought on by the outrageous amount of sex he receives with his superstar status. Doctors prescribed a steroid to help boost his immunity system. Normand is clearly a victim of the press looking to create a story. Shame on you Jim Rome.



Good One partner
  
 
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