Croverja's Haiku
To be a monkey
Poop Flinging, Butt Scratching, Wrong
And oh so foolish

Monkey wrote: croverja wrote: Croverja's Haiku To be a monkey Poop Flinging, Butt Scratching, Wrong And oh so foolish only on special occasions

There once was a fella named Stoo
Who wore boxes of both red and blue
The effect the he sought
was the lead Autobot
And did a fine job of it too!

A Lad of Casado by clan
was well liked throught the land
Though clearly deranged
He helped me arrange
The World Cup now isn't that grand!

And now we come to young C
A youth of Verbosity
His Numbers expand
by way of fresh spam
And Ratings favoring New Dehli

Of Sal it is often said
his defense you clearly should dread
His defensive line
Though bright it does shine
Cannot match the gleam of his head!

A young British lass Name of Baz
With hair like the berries of Razz
Is enamored with Chasin
A Fella named Jason
Whose best features his incredible .......*tonights limerics broadcast has been interrupted by a clear wardrobe malfunction. They've managed to get the Straight jacket back on.*Last edited on 2010-04-05 at 16:04

there once was a steve rogers fan
who's been here since GI began
his team's Buckeye jones
his aflc title he postpones
then stoo lost all sense of rhyming rhythm

Ode to Spam(to the tune of...I'm pretty sure you'll guess)

Spam o Spam
How we adore thee
In off topic
We find glee
Fill me with
The mindless drivel
Bordering on
INsanity
Useless in jokes
puerile in nature
Sent as if from
Guru above
Spam o Spam
how we adore thee
You're the thing
that we all love